Humor in profile picks?

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[Nigaltwaddlesworthiii]

from my own...I found it funny anyway..

[12:34]  Bug: (Saved Fri Apr 15 13:16:24 2011) [10:06]  Bug: "I too beg to be allowed to check my Jarl's laundry...it should be near dry if not all ready. If I am not needed, may I go tend to it please?"
[10:06]  Angelus Morgath: yes bug, go tent to his undies
[10:06]  Angelus Morgath: tend
[10:06]  Bug. "Tent them, Jarl?"
[10:07]  Coral Lacey chuckles
[10:07]  Angelus Morgath laughs
[10:07]  Bug: "I do that all the time...." she winked, and sauntered off..before Lady Pru smacked her one!

[Niki Phenomena]

Suyuan: we can be like the gorean thelma and louise.and when we're about to be collared, we fly our tarn off the cliff.

jurgen:Somone should glue your mouth to your butt so they can illustraight that you truly indeed suck ass

Suyuan Quan: Shaken, not stirred.
Niki Phenomena: no, you definitly shake people up.
Suyuan Quan: Fuck yeah.
Suyuan Quan:As garbage said...
Suyuan Quan: The world is not enough.
Niki Phenomena: hi fucking 5.

Mikkael:  emote a cool and crazy complex escape sequence, filled with lockpicking, secret doors, a moment of near detection, a stop for a banana split, and making sure sock monkey gets out as well.  HOW DARING!

Sill: mate steals slave and runs, leaving man with junk in hand

[Tsewi Eiren]

these are two that I have kept in my profile because there are two things Earthy just wont do and will do ever thing to get out of it.
[12:19]  xxxxx kisses her Master's boots lovingly, "welcome back my Master"
[12:19]  Tsewi Eiren starts coughing almost choking
[12:20] xxxxxx hopes the person coughing is okay
[12:20]  xxx moves over to give Tsewi a good hard swat or three upon the back.
[12:21]  Tsewi Eiren " Thank you mistress " must have been something dusty around here got stuck in my throat
[12:21]  XXX: OR A HAIT BALL
[12:22]  Tsewi Eiren: Well if I was a pussy cat you could say that Master but Im not so no ,no hairballs here ,
[12:23]XXXX: many other ways to get a hair ball
[12:23]  Tsewi Eiren: well not in the habit of sticking hairy things in my mouth
[12:24]XXX: lol well then your not of much use as a slave
[12:25]  Tsewi Eiren: Oh Im rather useful as a Slave just dont stick hairy things in my mouth if its got that much hair on it maybe you need to get some gorean hair removel
[12:25]  Tsewi Eiren: my master has no complaints at all

and this one , (Names have been changed to protect the innocent
Shinning Master's Boots
[13:52]  Tsewi Eiren: so dont move Im at your left boot
[13:52]  XXXX: polish it lol
[13:55]  Tsewi Eiren digs down in her cleavege pulling out her furry pussy juice buffer boot cloth lays it on top of her master's boot furry side down for that nice buffed shine and straddles his boot ,, working her bottom up and down and wiggling a bit slipping off his boot she takes her little furry rag by two little fingers holds it out and drops it away from her to be washed looking down smiling she looks up at her master " There ya go all buffered out and nice and shinny

[Sayrax wiefel]

If you cant handle me on my bad days..then you dont get me on my best


Marlyn monroe.....


bitch please get on your knees this is gor

[Violetta Daviau]

from my own...I found it funny anyway..

[12:34]  Bug: (Saved Fri Apr 15 13:16:24 2011) [10:06]  Bug: "I too beg to be allowed to check my Jarl's laundry...it should be near dry if not all ready. If I am not needed, may I go tend to it please?"
[10:06]  Angelus Morgath: yes bug, go tent to his undies
[10:06]  Angelus Morgath: tend
[10:06]  Bug. "Tent them, Jarl?"
[10:07]  Coral Lacey chuckles
[10:07]  Angelus Morgath laughs
[10:07]  Bug: "I do that all the time...." she winked, and sauntered off..before Lady Pru smacked her one!

That is ..... wow!

[Anabella Mosely]

I have a few actually will share a couple now

 Asher Raynier: well i'm fucking magical
  Asher Raynier: and it's get in there somehow
 Anabella Mosely: Oooh alright .. so that is what sex is .. magical
Anabella Mosely: damn where I have been all my life .. I thought you had to do foreplay
  Asher Raynier: well
  Asher Raynier: hmm
  Asher Raynier: i'm jesus
 Asher Raynier: and foreplay is me walking in the door
  Asher Raynier: and enveloping you in my "white light"
  Anabella Mosely: OMG that's epic
  Asher Raynier: lol
  Asher Raynier: like that do ya?
 Anabella Mosely: Profile!
  Asher Raynier: lmao
  Anabella Mosely: So I'm enveloped in your "white light" ... Wait does that mean you just came all in my eyes?
  Asher Raynier: maybe, but you'll like it i promise
 Anabella Mosely: Ewwww
  Asher Raynier: shh you like it just go with it
  Asher Raynier: i'm jesus remember
 Asher Raynier: i can cum on a bun and make a big mac taste like heaven
  Anabella Mosely: OMG


This man can make me smile even at the worst of moment's. I have known him for two years and the conversations are still more or less like the one above.

[Siobhan Lisle]

To protect the really innocent, names have been changed....

The Virginal Confessor: Well you know I love your cock a lot.

The Virginal Confessor: In fact... I think I might be cheating on you with it.

He Who Owns It: Yes.. I have long suspected that it was my cock you loved.. I was just attached to it. lol

The Virginal Confessor:  LMAO

[Drevan Darkbyrd]

To protect the really innocent, names have been changed....

The Virginal Confessor: Well you know I love your cock a lot.

The Virginal Confessor: In fact... I think I might be cheating on you with it.

He Who Owns It: Yes.. I have long suspected that it was my cock you loved.. I was just attached to it. lol

The Virginal Confessor:  LMAO

LIES claiming there are innocents in Gor is like claiming the easter bunny is real

[Freyja]

LIES claiming there are innocents in Gor is like claiming the easter bunny is real

Wait a minute! Are you saying the Easter bunny isn't real? Well, where does all the chocolate come from? Huh? 

[luce]

Sulky Luce has lost her sense of humour today and will no longer be putting any funnies on her profile..but one last laugh....................since we are on the bunny theme

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuse me,do you have any widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper`s heart melts. He gets down on his knees so that he`s on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fluffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers... "I don`t weally fink my pyfon gives a phuk."
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[Nigaltwaddlesworthiii]

To protect the really innocent, names have been changed....

The Virginal Confessor: Well you know I love your cock a lot.

The Virginal Confessor: In fact... I think I might be cheating on you with it.

He Who Owns It: Yes.. I have long suspected that it was my cock you loved.. I was just attached to it. lol

The Virginal Confessor:  LMAO

::coughs::