10 commandments of Gor!!!

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May 2012

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[steamyraj]

okie.i'm a newbie... but when i was told to join Gor for my aggressiveness... and not give up thing... i was on research and fortunately found this site… I thank you Laja for letting me join........ well my research was not about asking permission or so...but as newbie in Gor.. u just have Gor in my mind... to be very honest... Johny wrote this as fiction... and fiction means just a fiction… which never happened and will never happen ( i'm open to have a discussion on the "definition" of fiction).. well here i go.... SL is meant for fun... and roleplay are more fun.. when played for fun not for "judging people"... i don't agree with most of his idea about only strong men and beautiful women has right to live or a warrior need a slave ( but I like the Panthers, outlaws…) if a person have an illness which can’t be cure so stone them to the death ( priest king give them shelter though) or so....  ( may be his fiction reflecting his own life which might have failures)  I also saw on blog that someone asked question and a lady said maybe she left as he is so ugly…. LOL… first of all… if a person is ugly for one not necessarily would be ugly for another as s/he might find it prettiest ever….tell me how many of us are want to have a Doll.. ( yes I call Doll rather calling it Avatar) so handsome and beautiful even though we are nowhere close to it... ( we all work out but being a 9 feet tall and perfect boobies and ass... in SL gor ) so i'm not really caring if it's BTB or GE or double of any of it... I’m here to play and then go back in my RL… and I have no problem with those who pretend themselves to be a real Gor and Gor which is a fiction work so you know what I mean...it just surprised me here… how self-proclaimed Gor treat other people who just come to Gor sim for fun…. And accused them to be ignorant… my RL comes anything above all.. as coz of my RL i'm paying my bills.. and being online happily... now... the question is... how people take it... well let me put in this way… if you don’t wanna play with me just don’t play but you have no right to force your Gor idea on me….

But I’m happy to join this group where I could find some humour ( is it also a packaged deal that a Gor can never be funny.. LOL)….   after seeing and reading some conversation and also some blogs… I believe there should be some commandments in Gor… so here I go with a lite mood…. Lol…..if you decided to play it make sure you play it hard.,…. ;-))

Commandment 1:  Thou shalt not consider the Gor as work of fiction
Commandment 2:  Thou shalt be taller than 8 feet and have abs…
Commandment 3:  Thou shalt always argue on who is “real” Gor
Commandment 4:  Thou shalt “eat Gor, drink Gor and sleep Gor ( and will not get life)
Commandment 5:  Thou shalt force your idea of Gor on others and if they don’t agree you disrespect them
Commandment 6:  Thou shalt never be open to accept it’s just a RP game
Commandment 7:  Thou shalt always be Naggy

[steamyraj]

Yes, I added only 7 commandments as i want another person who has some humor left in him/her to complete it.. as i believe lots of people believe the same way i do.. LOL....

[Heaven Demina]

Commandment 8: Though shalt take every opportunity that presents itself, whether public or private, to throw insults at those who do subsidise 'my' Gor with money, time or effort. I shall whine, bitch, moan, or otherwise throw muddy abuse at any sim owner, mod or admin of my home, yet still grace 'the worst sim in fucking Gor' with my presence, generously, while threatening to leave and take 'everyone' with me at regular interval's.


Great thread Steamraj and welcome to the mad house.

[steamyraj]

Thanks Heaven... and Thank you very much indeed for adding the 8th one... LOL... that was a good one...

[Bara Mayako]

Commandment 9: Thou shalt memorise terms such as "onlineism", "pewpew", "tea party", "capwhore" and "princess kajira" and use them at every possible opportunity in forums or in-world IC and OOC to dis those who, for any reason whatsoever, you dislike, disagree with or just accidentally bump into while passing.

[Aphris Myoo]

Commandment 9: Thou shalt memorise terms such as "onlineism", "pewpew", "tea party", "capwhore" and "princess kajira" and use them at every possible opportunity in forums or in-world IC and OOC to dis those who, for any reason whatsoever, you dislike, disagree with or just accidentally bump into while passing.

Add "fake master", "no REAL master-kajira-Gorean", "read a book", "slut in gown".

[Shikhandi Panthar]

10th commandment: If a man, thou shalt be tough, harsh, coarse and uncompromising; if a female, thou shalt be meek, fawning, wanton and indecisive, both IC and OOC (distinguishing the two is for earthling pussies).

[steamyraj]

Thanks Bara and Mayako.... it was nice....;-))

Shikhandi... i believe you missed the whole point here..... :p......... so unfortunately i'm still open for another post....  (( you SN reminds me the epic where the immortal was killed... with the help of you SN... and it's a genderless (SN)... ;-)

and yeah... i was bias as i never thought i will get replies on this... but i'm so glad.. that i got some support.. so me posting all 7 still unacceptable... but had to start...  i will let Goreans ( BTB/GE) made some commandments as this will be in my pick.. LOL.... so this thread is open until people want to post...

[steamyraj]

Thanks Mayoo.... got confused with Mayako and Mayoo...

[Finn Ronas]

Commandment 11: Thou shalt cry "Invalid" and go "OOC" as soon as the RP takes a turn that makes your pixels feel uncomfortable!

[Bara Mayako]

Commandment 11: Thou shalt cry "Invalid" and go "OOC" as soon as the RP takes a turn that makes your pixels feel uncomfortable!

That's not a commandment, that's the Golden Rule!

[Carter Ebbage]

Commandment 9: Thou shalt memorise terms such as "onlineism", "pewpew", "tea party", "capwhore" and "princess kajira" and use them at every possible opportunity in forums or in-world IC and OOC to dis those who, for any reason whatsoever, you dislike, disagree with or just accidentally bump into while passing.

You missed the term Disney ..Disney Gor, Disney Slave, Disney Master 

[Shikhandi Panthar]

Shikhandi... i believe you missed the whole point here..... :p......... so unfortunately i'm still open for another post....  (( you SN reminds me the epic where the immortal was killed... with the help of you SN... and it's a genderless (SN)... ;-)

Perhaps I did miss your point… Or maybe you forgot to take my comment with a huge grain of salt (I should have included these instructions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY9xK8H0Mtk).

Anyway, you are right about my SN. I took it from the amazing indian epic Mahābhārata. Shikhandi was the one who made possible for the hero Arjuna to pour a rain of arrows over the immortal and invincible Bhishma and thus slay him… And indeed, this character is genderless. Although I have a rod and a pair of balls attached to my crotch IRL, when I started SL with this toon, I was not sure what I was exactly going to play with it, so the name was sorta offering me more options in a way!

Welcome to you, btw!

[Carter Ebbage]

Thou shalt berate and undermine any person who is not sure of a particular aspect of gor and send them to the "newbie corner" until they have read ALL the books

[steamyraj]

like i imagine.. some need to get LIFE........ now since it's going out of hands... and "some" people find another reason to whine their RL frustration on SL or any RP game.... i say below but remember... "it's still open for commandments" as i deserve the right to chose my pick.... so her is below:

Commandments was told to me and i'm Gor prophet... so here is the deal....... (( get your frustration somewhere else... this is meant to be fun not tension or  disrespecting someone..... i wish when i was kidnapped ( my BEST GOR friend who happen to be a Panther just made me know that) i would have brought my claymore/c4 and of course.. some smart weapons for my COD: MW to lick some sick Gor))

can never be ruled out commandment: All lame/ sick/ disrespecting commandants will be laid down by thy who love to have fun/enjoy game/and kick people who can't be progressive.. irrespective of gender/ title or self proclamation.. then thou (who love to have fun/enjoy game/and kick people who can't be progressive) shalt cut balls n cut boobies of (All lame/ sick/ disrespecting Gor)... too much of everything is poison...!!!