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Carter Ebbage
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« 31. March 2010, 00:15:40 »
I was witnessing a scene recently where a Free Woman had been abducted and the commander of the warriors was addressing the red caste with a do or die speech.

His line which sent me into spasms of laughter was....

"Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did."
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"Lo Carter," said he, "Rarius. Civitatis Trevis."
Darkness Vollmar
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« 31. March 2010, 03:26:45 »
Shall we guess what FW Vic was talking about?
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"tis but one step into eternity..."
« 31. March 2010, 03:44:23 »
ahahahahaaha! 

Excellent!
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Grondar Quartz
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« 31. March 2010, 09:51:40 »
I didnt know Groucho was a warrior from Treve !! Grin

but he probably wouldnt want to be a member of a grooup that would have him as a member !!

"Duck Soup" I think Mrs Teasdale , Ahh a great film Groucho courting her "Ahh I can see you now bending over the stove........................but I cant see the stove !!"

<film buff mode off> <removes anorak>
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« 03. April 2010, 17:14:04 »
I have a good one liner from history, during a war between the Spartans and the athenians the athenians sent a message to Sparta with the message "if we win we will not show mercy we will kill everyone you women your children no one will be spared will destroy your civilisation" the Spartan reply would go down in history one word. "IF"
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Lilith Illyar
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"tis but one step into eternity..."
« 04. April 2010, 04:07:13 »
One of my favorites:

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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"Let me enlighten you
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Living just isn't hard enough
Burn me alive, inside
Living my life's not hard enough
Take everything away..."
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« 04. April 2010, 06:01:25 »
Lilith only 8 more months....im tired of eating sandwiches.....Smiley
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Lilith Illyar
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"tis but one step into eternity..."
« 04. April 2010, 06:34:11 »
I'm counting down the time as well, companion.  You'll have little time for sandwiches when I return, so enjoy them while you can.  Wink

xxx
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Take everything away..."
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