The Maps of Treve

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February 2012

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[Carter Ebbage]

Sitting quietly at his desk, strangely bare of the presence of naked kajira splayed across the wooden expanse, the Ubar of Treve is looking at yet another scroll with the outline of a map of the paths through the Voltai ranges with a curious and pained expression on his face.

Recognising that the safety and security of the city is in danger, he sits upright in an attempt to look more decisive and regal, and begins to hastily scrawl a note to the High Council and the Commanders of the red caste. and it simply says.........

"KILL all and anybody with a map of Treve outside the walls of this citadel, even mentioning or daring to sell such a thing to outsiders will cause a collar to be placed around their kneck"

Grinning and satisfied that his days work is achieved,  he barks an order to have his desk cleaned in the usual manner... "a naked slave on her back gives it a nice polish" he recounts to himself as he slips off his kilt and waits to see who comes to undertake this vital chore.

[Aphris Myoo]

Aphirs studies the aerial views a bold high flying tarnsman has made of the Voltai. She takes a stereoscope and starts moving the images taken by a new device of the builders....

[Dracosilverwing Allen]

Shadow pulls out His brand new hellkite missile launcher. He aimed high into the sky seeing the tarn. He shot the tarn out of the sky as He was starving. As he watched the tarn blow up with satisfaction, he saw a wierd looking lady screaming and fall into the water. He shrugged and caught a tarn leg and began chewing.

[Aphris Myoo]

Shadow pulls out His brand new hellkite missile launcher. He aimed high into the sky seeing the tarn. He shot the tarn out of the sky

INVALID - GODMODING - the tarn had beforehand shitted in your eye so you missed it  be glad, otherwise you had been blue-flamed for use of illegal weapons 

[Lilith Illyar]

... snorts and then chuckles to herself.  "I guess I'm safe then... I don't think I own a kneck."

[Carter Ebbage]

... snorts and then chuckles to herself.  "I guess I'm safe then... I don't think I own a kneck."

Damn gorean spell checker.. thats why I need a bloody scribe to do these things, a warrior should only use a desk for one thing.. and it aint writing in my opinion 

[RavingRob Radek]

...goes to the Gorean copy center, and places the map on the glass window on the box...waiting as the Blue Caste dwarf inside makes copy after copy....

[Dracosilverwing Allen]

~walks up with His gorean lawyer handing the man a court order for Copyright infringement~

[RavingRob Radek]

* Hands the judge a bag of coins under the table *

[Koh Gausman]

*kills the judge who was bribed after accepting coin from a very wealthy source*

[Lilith Illyar]

*guesses the judge must have had a kneck* 

[Cheyenne McAlpine]

lololololol i almost wonder why we bother with SL sometimes this website is just the best comedy value.

[Carter Ebbage]

Gonna collar anybody with a map or who has. a k neck.. a k nose...  a k navel ..  a k nee ... a k nuckle or a k nob (thats one of Chey to explain I guess) 

[Cheyenne McAlpine]

Gonna collar anybody with a map or who has. a k neck.. a k nose...  a k navel ..  a k nee ... a k nuckle or a k nob (thats one of Chey to explain I guess) 

a knob... well lets see, is best put to use ususally when you reach out, curl your fingers ALLLLLL around it, grasp that bulbous part at the end in your palm, squeeze ever so softly and twist

the door usually springs open in no time at all *nod nod*

[Grammaticus Winterwolf]

 almost keeled over Reading this and carter with his k nee , spelling knee anyway god lord man no wonder you need a scribe assistant we should leash one to you