Funniest One-liner

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May 2012

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May 28 - Memorial Day

[Carter Ebbage]

I was witnessing a scene recently where a Free Woman had been abducted and the commander of the warriors was addressing the red caste with a do or die speech.

His line which sent me into spasms of laughter was....

"Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did."

[Darkness Vollmar]

Shall we guess what FW Vic was talking about?

[Lilith Illyar]

ahahahahaaha! 

Excellent!

[Grondar Quartz]

I didnt know Groucho was a warrior from Treve !!

but he probably wouldnt want to be a member of a grooup that would have him as a member !!

"Duck Soup" I think Mrs Teasdale , Ahh a great film Groucho courting her "Ahh I can see you now bending over the stove........................but I cant see the stove !!"

<film buff mode off> <removes anorak>

[Grammaticus Winterwolf]

I have a good one liner from history, during a war between the Spartans and the athenians the athenians sent a message to Sparta with the message "if we win we will not show mercy we will kill everyone you women your children no one will be spared will destroy your civilisation" the Spartan reply would go down in history one word. "IF"

[Lilith Illyar]

One of my favorites:

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

[Ryen Constantine]

Lilith only 8 more months....im tired of eating sandwiches.....

[Lilith Illyar]

I'm counting down the time as well, companion.  You'll have little time for sandwiches when I return, so enjoy them while you can. 

xxx