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May 28 - Memorial Day

[ramond lax]

Ok, I think we all need a little something to relieve the stress.  so I am issuing a challenge. 

Treve... Make fun of yourself.  I Dare you to find the Humour in this. Post a Reply that mock us so we can all laugh together again.  Don't be hurtful, don't be mean spirited, be funny.  Don't take it as an Insult or a mark against your Honour, take it as a joke.

For Example: (and you had to know I had a few...)

The City of Treve has Rolled back role play so many times this week, tomorrow we will begin RPing Tarnsman of Gor...

Come on Treve... I dare ya... what have you got?

[Liliana Aluveaux]

Minus is so grungy and smelly... even the urts won't come there!

Treve is so big and maze like that by the time anyone finds where they are trying to get to, the rp's been invalidated for an hour or two! 

Love you guys!

P.S.- Carter lieks mudkips!

[Kyss Ohl]

Our Tarnsmens mating call is a Vuvuzela horns and breaking ass....

[dana Tehani]

This is so much fun!


Treve has the best slaves of Gor, they learn very quickly. So now instead of the usual begging forgiveness and mercy, recent events taught us to scream "INVALID" if someone threatens with a sword and find a MOD!

Tip for the ladies: Treve is so big and complicated but I have a tip that will make it easier on us all. So ladies, as long as you know where the Ubar office is in Treve, you are fine. Dont worry about studying all other areas. Our Ubar has been found naked more often in his office than anywhere else!

Minus is all about fun and excitement. The only requirement Treve has of you is working your ass off day and night to pay the ridiculously high taxes, you may if lucky have some left for food and drink.. Treve does try hard to let the peasants sleep every now and then! Anyone interested?!

lol

[Liliana Aluveaux]

lmao lina!

[ramond lax]

Yes, Lina, the slaves of Treve are great, but you have to admit they are also Lazy...
 I went to see what was swept under the rug yesterday...

...

...and found our last 3 Story-lines....

[dana Tehani]

giggles!

Thats only cuz the Men cant be strict with us anymore. The slaves have learned the secret "INVALID" word and since chores has become a thing of history........... Recent interesting rp:

Treve Master: I command you to do chores, slave" looks at her sternly and stuff
Treve slave: Sulks.. But.. but.. I want to play first!
Treve Master: I said chores, now slave" He takes out his whip ready to strike
Treve slave: Excuse me?? this is abuse!
Treve slave and other 2 slaves go in OOC mode : SORRY but this is INVALID, we will require a Mod, thank you. You used aggressive words and showed a weapon without proper rp or reason!!


Funny poem (please dont take offence none of this is true or I wouldnt be of Treve myself!!)


Its really fun in Treve and Minus..

Once upon a time, Tervian slaves had to do chores.. Now however, they decided work went on ignore
The slaves of Minus and Treve, so obeidently and happily before Warriors kneel
Their eyes always downcast and never meeting Your gaze, dont worry cuz they only look up to see if you have any underwear!


Its really fun in Treve and Minus..

The Peasants of Minus work day and night.. While the high Caste kick back and relax
Warriors will be found in the paga den drinking down all the paga while Minus has ten men attackers..
The Free Women of Minus running around calling for some help.. Little did they know none exists
So they ask the Warriors, but by then its too late, they have entered the Tavern and were made slaves!

Its really fun in Treve and Minus

Many reasons why one would want to join.. Treve and Minus is said to be all about Gor
Slaves are slaves but you can never treat them bad, if you do you get a kick in your ass
So be aware as the word "invalid" floats about, show your weapons and you get just that!
Now come'on everyone.. Dont be shy.. Grab the application and join us now!



just kidding of course, Treve is one of the most Gorean places I ever been lol

[Grondar Quartz]

did you know that Carter has had 3 FC`s before Melisande?

the first one dies, she ate poisoned larma fruit, most tragic

the second also dies by eaing poisoned larma fruit, even more tragic

the third one was stabbed to death, terrible, and it didnt have to happen,

its just she wouldnt eat the fruit !!

[Payton999 Robonaught]

I have absolutely no wit, but I do love this thread!

[Liliana Aluveaux]

The Trevian Warriors have furred so many that even their herpes have herpes!

[Carter Ebbage]

there are more sex poses in Treve than people.. is this a problem ?..

well Wanita and Heaven own 90% of them 

[Liliana Aluveaux]

Carter's hair is so long... from far away he can be mistaken for a girl!

[Heaven Demina]

there are more sex poses in Treve than people.. is this a problem ?..

well Wanita and Heaven own 90% of them 

  Carter! thats cheating! you used the script tool to look!

[Ryen Constantine]

I rode on the back of Dark's tarn last night on way to a mission, i jokingly cried out "spooning the commander" as i hopped on, the odd thing was everone else was on the ground and he kept circling, and circling, and circling.....i thought one of the straps was broken..now i am not so sure.

[Lilith Illyar]

*mutters to herself that she isn't out the door good and he's already picking up bad habit.*  lol