Barbarian in VVP-or how to laugh yourself to death in roleplay

I saw this person come into the sim, with earth clothing and such, went into IM with her, to see if she knew about gor and such. Well we established a simple roleplay line with her...she came out of the IM..
then...
There we all ended up laughing ourselves to death over what happened with lag and Lyon's syringes...do read on..

[11:14] Bathsheba Ordram enters the square, looking around cautiously, curiously.
[11:14] Adoveea Rau glances over seeing a strange woman in the square and easily says "the bakery is over there* she points with a long gloved finger
[11:15] Bathsheba Ordram manages a small smile. "Ah, th-thank you," she says timidly, "BUt could you tell me where I am?"
[11:16] Harmonie Shepherd offers a nod at the strange woman then turns to Dove as she rolls up the scroll an tucking it into her pouch "The bakery is really nice, I cant wait to get to work in there"
[11:16] Adoveea Rau idly says in a lanquid tone "Vosk Valley Port" and her eyes sweep up and down the woman looking at the clothing "where have you come from"
[11:16] Bathsheba Ordram looks to Harmonie, noticing her mistake, she looks a bit ashamed and embarassed. ((Not very familiar with Gorean setting, where would be a good 'rich' place?))
[11:17] BratCatz Lyon rubs her eyes after looking at the stranger.... surely her eyes are still foggy
[11:18] Adoveea Rau: ((rich place? ))
[11:18] BratCatz Lyon blinking a few times looking at her expoused skin she looks to Dove then looks to Harm.... then back to the woman
[11:18] Bathsheba Ordram: ((A place that has affluent estates and the like))
[11:18] Adoveea Rau: very odd manner of dress, um..
[11:18] Adoveea Rau: ((going ooc now))
[11:18] Bathsheba Ordram nods. "Ah yes, I know," she replies, ashamed. "I, hope I don't offend, my master just prefers to see me umm..."
[11:18] BratCatz Lyon: ((aye before sh ends up in trouble))
[11:19] Bathsheba Ordram: ((OOC trouble or IC trouble?))
[11:19] BratCatz Lyon: ((IC))
[11:19] Bathsheba Ordram: ((Oh I"m fine with that!))
[11:19] Adoveea Rau: okay welcome hi there can I heop you ? new to gor?
[11:19] Harmonie Shepherd: ((she just said Master so, guessing shes not a free))
[11:19] Bathsheba Ordram: ((A bit, I know of the settings in general, just not specific))
[11:20] Bathsheba Ordram: ((I know about panthers, free women and the rules the modesty and other rules they need to follow, and slaves.))
[11:20] Adoveea Rau: ((okay opening up an IM with you then so not to disturb other players, you see the little meter on your head? where is says health on your screen, defense? etc.? please click on that grey and green bar and select OOC)
[11:21] BratCatz Lyon: so when will Jameel be here?
[11:21] BratCatz Lyon: how have you two been?
[11:21] Harmonie Shepherd shrugs her shoulders "Not sure, I'm hoping I will be able to rouse him from sleep soetime tonight" grins
[11:21] BratCatz Lyon: Kira just told me that Ehud, Jameels oldest brother was here yesterday looking for me
[11:22] BratCatz Lyon: wonderful!
[11:22] BratCatz Lyon: Ven will be so happy to hear you are home
[11:22] Harmonie Shepherd: We have been great, better than ever
[11:22] BratCatz Lyon: sooo wonderful to hear
[11:22] Harmonie Shepherd chuckles whispering "we spent so long away we forgot to renew our contract"
[11:23] BratCatz Lyon: did you hear that?
[11:23] Harmonie Shepherd shakes her head
[11:23] BratCatz Lyon: hmmm
[11:23] Harmonie Shepherd: what did you hear?
[11:24] Adoveea Rau hearing the sounds rushes to find out what the arrows were...
[11:25] GM 3.3 shouts: hunter Modan has been aided by BratCatz Lyon
[11:29] BratCatz Lyon: no not many at all
[11:30] BratCatz Lyon: and i see the tarnsmen of treve in the air
[11:30] BratCatz Lyon: not sure if you heard me
[11:30] BratCatz Lyon: not many at all
[11:30] BratCatz Lyon: and i see the tarnsmen of treve in the air
[11:30] Adoveea Rau: what was the arrows Lyon? I heard the groan..
[11:30] Harmonie Shepherd: yes, well that was..odd
[11:30] Adoveea Rau: yes, tarns are flying
[11:30] BratCatz Lyon: I hope it doesnt come back on me for aiding him
[11:31] Bathsheba Ordram walks through the square, looking around fearfully. "Excuse me!" She pipes up nervously. "Where am I again?"
[11:31] BratCatz Lyon she closes the gates
[11:31] BratCatz Lyon: yes a man was just taken down
[11:31] BratCatz Lyon: he claims to be an Ubar
[11:31] Adoveea Rau glances over her shoulder "she's a barbarian * she states in flat tones
[11:31] BratCatz Lyon: growls in a low tone... there must be an accusistion ship that has crashed not far from here
[11:31] Bathsheba Ordram scowls a bit at this, worried. "I, what is that supposed to mean?" She asks, not quite angry.
[11:31] Harmonie Shepherd nods "explains the odd clothing"
[11:32] BratCatz Lyon: what shall we do? she whispers? cage her until the men return from hunting?
[11:32] Bathsheba Ordram looks on, agast, her jaw open. "C-cage me, for what?!"
[11:32] Adoveea Rau dusts her gloved hands as if to remove any contamination from her "well I won't deal with such, if one of you ladies, or your men wish another slave.." she lets her voice trail off, there's always a market for slaves
[11:33] BratCatz Lyon: with all t he men flying about i can take her to minus and sell her
[11:34] Bathsheba Ordram looks around, anxiety gripping her violently. "W-wait are you talking about me?!" She shrilly demands.
[11:34] Harmonie Shepherd nods "I can go with you, they will surely buy her"
[11:34] Adoveea Rau: that would be *does a fast apprasal and holds up her finger and spins it in a circle "turn around girl, in a circle" she commands, oh that tone of voice says she is very used to be being obeyd, it's that tone that reeks of authority
[11:34] BratCatz Lyon watches to appraise her body with old eyes
[11:35] Bathsheba Ordram looks a bit shocked at the order at first, but meekly, a bit obediantly turns around. Her posture seems poor,perhaps due to her confused and agitated state, but her skin looks unmarred, save for the uniform coating of freckles.
[11:35] BratCatz Lyon reaches to her arm strap and unclasps a near by syringe she takes the cap off with her teeth and holds it in her hands just in case it is needed
[11:36] Adoveea Rau tilts her head thoughtfully "I'd say at least two copper for it, it's untrained, unknowing and definately raw, look at the way she holds herself, like a awkward bosk calf "
[11:36] Bathsheba Ordram 's eyes widen again in terror, as she backs away at the sight of the syring.
[11:36] Frobican Hypodermic V1.6 whispers: BratCatz Lyon Takes a hypo filled with frobican from the medical kit and uncaps the needle.
[11:36] BratCatz Lyon: at least 2 copper
[11:36] BratCatz Lyon: she has that hair color that does well on the market
[11:37] Adoveea Rau snaps her gloved fingers like a whip crack "kneel down ! " the voice is cold, icy and carries a deadly threat as the grey eyes stare hard
[11:37] Harmonie Shepherd looks at Lyon then the girl nodding "Aye she does"
[11:37] Bathsheba Ordram looks at first horrified, then offended by the appraisal. She flinches as she's ordered, but she doesn't move, simply trembles. "Where am I?"
[11:38] Adoveea Rau notes the flinch then again says "Kneel kajira"
[11:38] Bathsheba Ordram shudders before, shrieking, "Where AM I!?" stomping one foot.
[11:38] Bathsheba Ordram: /s "Where AM I!?"
[11:38] Bathsheba Ordram shouts: "Where AM I!?"
[11:39] Harmonie Shepherd leans in close to Lyon whispering into her ear "I carry special muffins, she wouldnt know whats comming" hearing the girl yelling she places her hand on her dagger and says "Or we can always do it the way the men do"
[11:39] Adoveea Rau strides forward and her leather gloved hand rises upward as if to strike her across the face and the harsh bark comes out "Kneel I said"
[11:40] Adoveea Rau is coldly filled with icy fury, a slave disobeying? HER!!?
[11:41] Harmonie Shepherd: Lady, she might be hungry" she says reaching into her pouch "Here hunny would you like a blueberry muffin?"
[11:41] Bathsheba Ordram backs up fearfully at first, before her face flushes in anger, and she shrieks incoherently, giving a mostly fear driven slap towards Dove
[11:41] BratCatz Lyon walks up behind her and takes the needle and injects her swiftly rendering her uncouncious so we can bind her
[11:41] GM 3.3: BratCatz Lyon hit you with Frobican Hypodermic V1.6 (15%) - strike type: longsword
[11:41] GM 3.3: BratCatz Lyon hit you with Frobican Hypodermic V1.6 (15%) - strike type: longsword
[11:41] GM 3.3: BratCatz Lyon hit you with Frobican Hypodermic V1.6 (15%) - strike type: longsword
[11:41] GM 3.3: BratCatz Lyon hit you with Frobican Hypodermic V1.6 (15%) - strike type: longsword
[11:41] GM 3.3: BratCatz Lyon hit you with Frobican Hypodermic V1.6 (15%) - strike type: longsword
[11:41] GM 3.3: BratCatz Lyon hit you with Frobican Hypodermic V1.6 (15%) - strike type: longsword
[11:41] GM 3.3: BratCatz Lyon hit you with Frobican Hypodermic V1.6 (15%) - strike type: longsword
[11:41] GM 3.3: BratCatz Lyon hit you with Frobican Hypodermic V1.6 (15%) - strike type: longsword
[11:41] GM 3.3: BratCatz Lyon hit you with Frobican Hypodermic V1.6 (15%) - strike type: longsword
[11:41] GM 3.3: BratCatz Lyon hit you with Frobican Hypodermic V1.6 (15%) - strike type: longsword
[11:41] GM 3.3: BratCatz Lyon hit you with Frobican Hypodermic V1.6 (15%) - strike type: longsword
[11:41] GM 3.3: BratCatz Lyon hit you with Frobican Hypodermic V1.6 (15%) - strike type: longsword
[11:41] GM 3.3: BratCatz Lyon hit you with Frobican Hypodermic V1.6 (15%) - strike type: longsword
[11:41] GM 3.3: BratCatz Lyon hit you with Frobican Hypodermic V1.6 (15%) - strike type: longsword
[11:41] GM 3.3: BratCatz Lyon Has Captured Adoveea Rau!
[11:41] Frobican Hypodermic V1.6 whispers: BratCatz Lyon Injects the powerful sedative into your system, rendering Adoveea Rau unconcious in the span of a few heartbeats.
[11:41] Adoveea Rau jerks back
[11:41] Frobican Hypodermic V1.6 whispers: BratCatz Lyon Injects the powerful sedative into your system, rendering Bathsheba Ordram unconcious in the span of a few heartbeats.
[11:41] GM 3.3: BratCatz Lyon Has Captured Bathsheba Ordram!
[11:41] Adoveea Rau: (and into the needle!! LOL))
[11:42] Harmonie Shepherd: (lol)
[11:42] BratCatz Lyon: ((dayummmmm LOLOL))
[11:42] Bathsheba Ordram gasps, and slumps over, before looking back with fearful, betrayed eyes at Lyon.
[11:42] BratCatz Lyon looks down to Dove as the medication splashes into her eyes
[11:42] BratCatz Lyon: oh dear
[11:42] Adoveea Rau staggers in shock the falls like a rock downward onto the tiles asleep
[11:42] Adoveea Rau: ((ROFL!!!! gawd, brb, spit soad on my keys laughing at that
[11:43] Harmonie Shepherd: (haha)
[11:44] BratCatz Lyon: Harmonie tie up the barbairan while i treat Dove to reverse the medication
[11:45] Harmonie Shepherd nods already on it
[11:45] BratCatz Lyon she leans down to Dove and releases another syringe from her strap and she injects her arm with it
[11:45] GM 3.3 shouts: Adoveea Rau has been aided by BratCatz Lyon
[11:45] GM 3.3: Adoveea Rau has recovered!
[11:45] BratCatz Lyon: ohhh Dove I am so sorry!
[11:46] Harmonie Shepherd leans over taking a piece of rope from her belt and tying the girl's hands making sure they are fastened tighty
[11:46] BratCatz Lyon she takes the salts from her strap and waves them under her nose as she starts to come to
[11:46] Adoveea Rau blinks as she recoveres conciousness and looks up from the dirty stones of the port and says in a muzzy sort of voice "look out that barbarain has a hell of a right hand.."
[11:46] Bathsheba Ordram does not move as she's manipulated, her body pliant and limp. She seems out cold.
[11:46] BratCatz Lyon she brushes off her gown and looks up to her... are you feeling ok?
[11:47] Harmonie Shepherd attahes a leash pulling it tight making sure the beast cant go anywhere, holding the rope tight in her hands
[11:47] Adoveea Rau slowly puts up her hand "Help me up and someone WHIP that slave for striking me" she says slowly shaking off the effects
[11:47] BratCatz Lyon she reaches to her belt and uncoils the whip
[11:48] Adoveea Rau stagger over to the bench, her head pounding..oh what a ...downward sensation and her stomach is queasy and she glares over to the slave
[11:48] BratCatz Lyon whisp her back hard
[11:49] BratCatz Lyon swings the whip again
[11:49] Bathsheba Ordram gasps, and stirrs, her eyes flying open in shock. "S-stop, STOP!"
[11:49] BratCatz Lyon: and again
[11:49] BratCatz Lyon: beg for forgivness !!!!
[11:49] Bathsheba Ordram is weeping in pain. "Please stop it! I'm sorry!" She shrieks. "
[11:49] Adoveea Rau watches hard eyes her voice says "AGAIN with the gorean five strap, she DARED to raise her hand to a free woman! and strike me down!!"
[11:49] BratCatz Lyon: swings it hard against her back yet again leaving welts across her back
[11:50] BratCatz Lyon: and again across her back... LOUDER!
[11:50] BratCatz Lyon: I said Louder!!!!!
[11:50] BratCatz Lyon: whips her again
[11:50] Bathsheba Ordram howls in pain, and screams, "I"m sorry, please FORGIVE ME!" As she weeps.
[11:51] BratCatz Lyon she looks over her shoulder to Dove waiting for her approval
[11:51] Adoveea Rau adjusts her robes and looks over to the slave with a sniff of distain and with careless words "good enough, let it live I think"
[11:51] BratCatz Lyon: I shall take her to minus for sale
[11:51] BratCatz Lyon: Harm and I will return shortly
[11:52] BratCatz Lyon she coils the whip and places it back on her belt
[11:52] Bathsheba Ordram looks up, confused, fearful. "W-what do you mean sell?"
[11:52] Adoveea Rau: I shall be here *she feels still dizzy, and says "tell them it's strong, good enough to herd beasts and lift soiled pots of urine"
[11:52] Harmonie Shepherd: one second" she says reaching in her pocket and pulling out a veil and pinning it to her hair
[11:53] Adoveea Rau rubs her head , priest kings what a hit!