Heavens Buns in Danger! (lina & heaven catfight)

[18:15] dana Tehani finally woke up.. she slipped off the bed, wrinkling her nose as she walked like an intoxicated person would, bumping into this and that, dropping everyting on the ground.. she leaneds towards the small desk.. everything spills, the small table flips, lina falls on her bottom and gets uip again, still not within her right mind but a bit calmer "Tal!" she said to Heaven blinking her eyes a few times
[18:16] Heaven Demina knew well enough the coast was clear, the men were nowhere to be seen and now was the time for story hunting. she skidded to a halt like a crazy bitch chasing a ball and moved into the healers shack, shunting the door closed with an ample hip she asked with a hiss "did you eat wanita!" ever dramatic heaven was keen for some gossip
[18:18] dana Tehani scratches her head and wobbles on her feet, she walked towards the door and grabbed the handle standing like a crazy woman, she glanced towards heaven, shaking her head "I dont think so!" she said, in trembling tones.. Still quite dizzy "I'm pretty sure Wanita is not one of the market meat recommended to eat" Lina appeared in deep ponder she looked at her fingers "Ferr... Verr...." she started o thin of wht meat she did eat
[18:21] Heaven Demina watched lina with fascinated horror, like one might watch a car crash "you arent sure!" she sounded almost jubillant at the idea, course heaven wasnt overly keen on wanita after the whole chaos business anyways so the thought of her being eaten did come second on her list of concerns to her quest for gossip "you may have?" she quizzed further sensing and seeing linas hesitiation and mistaking her gluttonous ponderings of potential meals for uncertainty
[18:23] dana Tehani looked up at the roof, thinking hard on this.. "Wanita meat" she shook her head as her body slowly starts to slide down against the door untill the ground met her bottom again, she wiggled on it and peeked up to her "I never bought it" she stated.. "What kind of meat is it.. Do you sell it?" lina asked, the words cutting off as she made as much sense as she could, her eyes blinking a few times trying to focus and understand Heaven some more, afterall the topic of meat was important to her, she glanced up and asked "Is it cheap?"
[18:25] Heaven Demina her jaw did then drop open, oh this was better than heaven ever could have hoped for! clearly the woman was quite delluded and while heaven had noticed her stumbings she didnt care to ponder on them... no no, far more important was the subject of the inn keeps dissapearance "You!" she squeaked unabale to keep the excitement from her tone "you dont remeber wanita do you!"
[18:27] dana Tehani looked at Heaven;s boobs and her deluded state, she told her "Hey wait.." she pointed a finger at them "Those are mine!" she looked at her now, seriously.. Lina thought the woman stole her boobs! she gasped glared.. then hearing her question "Errm.. I never heard of Wanita meat before, new animal? new meat on the market.." she then glared at her boobs again "Give them back!" she told her, wiggling on the ground trying to reach and grab them but was too weak.. "My boobs!" she stated, crazy woman she is now, but going back on the subject.. "Is it cheap?" lina flipped flopped through subjects so quickly, her mind obviously racing.. her eyes never taken off Heaven;s boobs
[18:29] Kadden Dragonash pauses at the infirmary having heard voices...
[18:29] Kadden Dragonash: is all in order?
[18:30] dana Tehani: She stole my boobs!" lina told Him.. her fingers wiggling in the air trying to reach for them.. but was too weak and delluded to.. she could swear she had them in her grasped but gasped to find out her hand returned empty, then once more trying to reach them "they are mine!!" she added again, obviously distressed by this
[18:31] Kadden Dragonash blinks dumbstruck and with out thought, mumlbes loudly what was ment as a thought "we are sooo undertrained for this stuff."
[18:32] Kadden Dragonash realizing it was said, covers his posture.
[18:32] Kadden Dragonash: What do you mean she has stolen your boobs Lady Lina?
[18:32] Heaven Demina...even heaven couldnt deny the woman was insane and clearly in need of help. not least because she did seem about ready to lunge at heavens ample assests any moment" I did not!" she yelped as she shoved her own finger into linas dirty pillows "see! yours are there!".... it was really only now, with newly arrived company, that heaven felt it important enough to address lina's flailing upon the floor like some fitting child and so, almost reluctantly she dropped her quest for gossip and reached down adding sharply "up! get up off the floor!" as she curled a hand under linas arm and started to heave over dramatically
[18:33] Kadden Dragonash moves into teh room and tries to make sence of the sence and figure out what the hell todo.
[18:34] Kadden Dragonash: Lady Lina.
[18:34] Kadden Dragonash: Hold your hands out nfront of you.
[18:34] dana Tehani: I have evidence!" she added quite weakly, making little sense and is on drugs pretty much.. she pointed her finger to Heaven's boobs and touched them a little "Oh yes mine!!" she stated smiling happily "I found them!" she was helped up to her feet, poor Heaven's back! her hand touching all over Heaven's delicious buns, she didnt even realize Heaven showed lina she had her own boobs, lina was so sure the woman stole them "She a thief.. smart one they're pretty eh?" Truth be told they did have identical boobs
[18:36] Heaven Demina too then bagn to flail, swtting linas hands away from her own body ... it was like a scene from the birds, heaven nearing hysteria herself to be so mauled "stoppit! stoppit!" she snapped sharply, heaven of course was unawares lina was drugged from the ass to eyeballs "these are mine! Sir please They are my Breasts! tell her!" she implored kadden as she swiped for lina once again
[18:37] Arisa Thor gapes watching the scene and thinks perhaps this is not a good time either. scratches her head for a moment then turns on her heel to head home
[18:38] Kadden Dragonash eyes the two Ladies, my mind a swirl. "Lady Lina, a bit of advice. keep your hands to yourself, or some one might get the wrong idea and think you are... well> *looks between the two then skips ahead* Lady Lina, I assure you your breasts are on your chest where they belong. Have you fallen and struck your head or run a fevore of late? *looking to the other Lady* any idea what brought this on?
[18:40] Heaven Demina somewhat shell shocked at the mauling she did shake her head "no! no i dont, though i hear rumour she ate the inn keeper!" she added gleefully "in a soup!", always happy to be imparting gossip
[18:40] dana Tehani gasped as the woman hit her hands.. she glared hard at her "How could you steal my belongings! You wait I will take you to court!" she said stumbling back a bit, then forth.. then back.. It was kind of funny how drugged up lina was.. " I know what you did! I'm onto your plans.. Give them back and you wont be in trouble!" she glared at the man, lina truly believing Heaven stole her breasts "You are standing here you can see evidence within your ears.." she said, so drugged she forgot one sees with their eyes "You seen it and you.. You.. just let it happen!!" she whispered, her words mumbled.. but did make some sense "Shame on you male of.." forgot momentarily what ths place was so said "Of right here!"
[18:44] Kadden Dragonash raises an eye brow, my hand moving to my sword hilt. :Lady, today has been a day of flying acusations. I assure you Ihave no idea what you are speaking of. You are accusing a Lady of stealing your breasts. Yet the look to be on your chest by my accounts. I do not know what has you so convinced of this, but I would seriously advise for your safety and continued Free state to lay down and mind your tongue. *turning to Lady Heaven: I am sure the Magistrate would listend should you have a complaint you would like to issue or file against Lady Lina, I am at your service as an eye witnes, but ask you give her a chance to lay down, settle down and rest. Now if you both will excuse me I have an appointment with the Commander regarding caste buisness."
[18:45] Heaven Demina was pretty much incensed by now, and seemingly somewhat infected by linas craziness as though it might be contagious she did brawl and battle like a child "they are my breasts!" she shrieked and almost stomped her foot!.... "Yours.... Yours are bigger!" she hissed absolutely hating admitting that anything about line was better than her own, it did little to improve her mood and quite maliciously, she did shove at lina with full intent of putting her on her ass "yes! good advice! lay down!" she snorted triumphantly
[18:47] dana Tehani pushed her back a little then looked down at Heaven;'s boobs "You made them smaller!" she gasped in horror "they were bigger!!!" she sniffled loudly and makes her way out of the infirmary "HEAVEN STEALS BREASTS!!" she calls out for all to hear and in her daze of madness she fell back on her bottom to the stairs, wrinkling her nose and looked down "Oh there they are!" she smiled brightly finally spotting her boobs.. she touched them to make sure they are real wiggling happily on her bottom in the middle of the streets
[18:47] Kadden Dragonash glances out the door spotting a familiar face,a dn points toteh ground at my boots, "mist we have unfished buisness as well." Signs as this day seems to run rampant with unfinished buisness.
[18:50] Heaven Demina yelped as she herself went stumbling back and out of the healing shack with the return push.... she huffed and puffed and cuppped both her breasts in her hands giving both a gentle squeeze, as though making sure both were still present and satisfied they were she growled "i wouldnt want yours anyway! they probably hang under your hem!" as she stalked off angrily
[18:50] dana Tehani: Its okay!" she tells Pay with a big mad smile "They're back!" she pointed to her boobs.. Lina still under the influence of drugs having not taken any.. well ever, she wiggled and tried to stand up but fell back down, scratching her head again wondering what itw as she wanted to do to begin with, but totally forgot, she looked up at Pay all dressed in white.. "Ohh! this makes sense" she nodded, her breasts were back cuz Pay is her guardian angel!