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[dana Tehani]

[17:58]  dana Tehani squirmed in her seat nervously, she flicked her hair back "Sir.. remember the messageI had asked you to send for me to an enemy" she ofcourse was much mnore concerned on this. It was afterall about herself and Lina was a selfish woman. She eyed Xaz. "That man... well.. the story.." she hesitated a bit "I need help!" she finally stated rather desperately.

[17:59]  Elori momentarily wondered which Trevian princess Lina had referred to, but the though was lost to slave when her attention fell intetly upon the ltter that was passed around. Intriguing.. this visit was proving itself juicy enough that she might very well continue to pay attention. She looked to Lina, almost incredulously, then the gent's that stood about the fire. She sort of wondered what roads in life had led them to black tents and such a shady line of work.. though, at times, it probably was interesting enough. And then, she cared no longer, until the lady beside her had stolen her attention. She witheld a snort, though nodded deeply in agreement with Lina's very last comment.

[18:00]  Xaz Elephas nods as he recalls the man...the letter... the message which he didn't read, "You want him dead?"

[18:00]  Patches (elusive.cristole) glances over at Lina, wondering if 'the man' was the one I overheard with her and was now roped into helping with. I startle when the assassin mentions killing him.

[18:02]  dana Tehani eyes widen "Oh hell no Sir!" she stated with a wrinkle of nose, he was her source of all the coins. "He has been more than kind to me.. You see.." she paused a moment before continuing. "I was in Sais.. I was taken from my home.. course they look for the most classy women.. ya know!" she just had to compliment herself in the process then sighed dramatically "And then there I was!" Lina gulped a bit "I was placed in a cage and some man while I was coming in and out of consciousness spoke of making me a breeding slave.. cuz you know.. I look as I do.. Its a blessing as much of a curse to be this good looking Sirs!" she was still ofcourse on a trip of complimenting herself then gazed again to Xaz "I was so thirsty and when I was given some sweet wine I drank it all.. I had no idea what it was!"
[18:04]  Syn (syn.cybertar) smirked underneath the shadow of his hood. His right hand toying with the hilt of his crossbow idly as he wondered.

[18:05]  Patches (elusive.cristole) glances at Lina, not having heard the true story of what happened when she was taken to Sais before. I smirk a little thinking of her drinking breeding wine but don't say a thing, my head glancing down at the fire as I continue to listen.

[18:05]  Xaz Elephas looks disappointed as Lina claimed she did not want the man killed, "So you were slipped some breeding wine?" tries hard to hold back a laugh as he hears Lina spill her story forth like a warrior who ask some bad bosk, "If you don't want him killed why bring him up?"

[18:07]  Elori Well, now the snort truly had escaped her, though she broke into some sort of hacking or coughing fit in hopes of covering it. Once her composure was regained, the slave looked aside, amusement clearly etched across her features. Ha. That had been a glorious day, and she had been lucky enough to witness the vast majority of things.

[18:08]  dana Tehani: Anyways.." she cleared her throat "I was then taken by another man who wasnt present for when I was given the wine..I didnt know what it was until.." she gulped "I was feeling sick and went to a Physician days after my release. I sampled a wine and it turned out to be breeding wine!!" she shook her head hard. "Surf wants his child to be safe as you can imagine. He doesnt want me enslaved, that would send the baby to slavery. Should anyone find out its a baby of an enemy, he would be killed!.. If I dont admit it.. well Sirs.. I am with no free companion, I would be enslaved" Lina glared at elori "hush you!" she ignored all her coughing, Lina wasnt the caring type..

[18:10]  dana Tehani grins and takes out a small pouch of coin, Surf had given her quite a bit "I have a plan but I need help" she told them both, she knew Assassins are tempted by the sparkle of gold.. she even opened it a lil and let the lights reflect upon it from the firelight

[18:10]  Syn (syn.cybertar) smirks, "So the question is... what is worth more to me... what you offer, or seeing you enslaved?"

[18:11]  Xaz Elephas: "So let me get this straight....you want me to find you a Companion?" holds his hand up, "Hold on lassy I have not agreed to anything yet." he knew there wasn't a sane man in all of Gor that would in his right might hook up with Lina for no amount of gold, "Lina, be clear on what it is you want."

[18:13]  Elori made a face. She had lived in Sais a short time, but the name brought a face to mind. "Surf..?" she muttered, a smirk crossing her. Though, it had been whispered, considering LIna's -hush!- Though the full details of the story.. had her head swimming. It seemed this revenge was sweeter than anything she herself might've been able to inflict.. so she would very much enjoy seeing this play out.

[18:13]  dana Tehani: Ofcourse not Sir" she played with the coin and eyed Xaz "I want guards... one of them conveniently ofcourse will disguise as my companion.. perhaps another can play his brother.. I really am not concerned. I need to be companioned to not be enslaved, the man will ofcourse be disguised properly" Lina';s eyes shine she bet all those who said she'd never be companioned will have a shock now "suckers" she mumbled to herself.. making no sense

[18:13]  Patches (elusive.cristole) looks up quickly hearing Syn's callous words. I let out a sigh, thinking the only innocent one in this whole mess is the babe which I will try and help protect, even if it means helping Lina. Xaz's words about no one willing to be her companion makes me laugh, he must know her. I lean over so my face is hidden by my shoulders shake a little.

[18:14]  dana Tehani finally got offended from Xaz's words she frowned at him "many would companion me.. many!" she huffed and crossed her arms over her chest, narrowing her eyes at him "I have like.. a line of them.. a line!" she emphasised, course the last one who came as close as companioning her was Dayton and he ran off..

[18:14]  Xaz Elephas: "When do you need these guards?" he said as he picked up a log and feed it to fire pit. "And how many? More then one to guard a woman?"

[18:17]  dana Tehani: a few" she said in a low tone.. "I have the money" she grinned happily as she showed him the pouch "And more coming should you help me get out of this horrid mess.. I need them quickly. I can not spend a day in Minus without fear.. you know how dangerous the village is.. we could companion after return from Asperiche" she grinned.. "A hired companion" she liked the idea. She figured he would do what she wanted. "OH I would SO write his vows!" she got too thrilled as she said that.. another FC for her and this time no running grooms.. she knew it, the man was hired!!

[18:17]  Elori mildly wondered how Lina had come into so much money to afford all of this.. hullabaloo, but, she was a crafty woman.. a coniving, manipulative.. well, so on and so forth. She had caught the most juicy bits of the story, so her mind wandered in slight.. but wait, a hired companion, and guards..? This meant people were after Lina, and, regretfully, her association with the woman had put her in danger. Such a load of bollocks.
[18:17]  Xaz Elephas chuckles at Lina, "Alright I tell you what. After this I am going to need a favor so as the saying goes one hand washes the other... or is it... " he thought for a moment, "You got my back...I got yours...." he rubbed his chin thinking, "Anyway hows that sound? I do you favor you do one for me?"

[18:18]  Syn (syn.cybertar) listens to the conversation. His right hand tapping on the hilt of his crossbow, raising an eyebrow at Xaz.

[18:19]  dana Tehani grins to him "Ofcourse Sir.. doing favors is what I am all about." she ofcourse lied but doing ones in return of what she needs, then yeah.. depends on the favor?. She gazed to Xaz "Surf will pay anything you want and desire Sir" she generously offered someone else's money then continued.. "He has given me coin for all of this. He doesnt want the poor baby enslaved.. I mean sure he isblessed that he will have me as a mother, but I will not have this poor child brought into slavery.. You can imagine his future is bright with me as a mother!" She emphasised, Lina would be an awesome mother.. thats the point, darn it.. "Lucky kid!" she concluded.

[18:20]  Xaz Elephas decides he needs to shave again later after rubbing his chin feeling the stuble, "I got someone in mind Lina, now they might require coin for it but we can talk about that later." glances to Lina as his eyes narrow, "I know your good for the coin." his face then flashed her a wicked smile.

[18:21]  dana Tehani grins happily "Oh this will be great Sir!" she was ofcourse thinking of the ceremony "I'd be a star again!" she exclaimed happily "And this time no one will run!.. Right?" She looked at Xaz, she figured he wont anyway, since the man was hired.. certainly he couldnt, "He couldnt right?" she asked again in a loud tone.. no no, no running Companion again! they are abusing Surfs coin for a good cause or better be!...
[18:22]  Elori smirked, a crease formed in her brow. "No runnin'..?"


[18:22]  Xaz Elephas: "No, trust me, he won't run at all." a sly grin spread on his face, "No I give you my word he won't run. Now, anything else? I have another appointment I need to get off too?"

[18:23]  Patches (elusive.cristole) glances to Lina, now knowing the true history of her condition and her plan to stay out of slavery and keep the child safe, but it still doens't explain what I have to do with this. She already put me in danger once, why should I be involved with this aspect as well. When I hear the no running I lean over with a smile and whisper to Perky. "Shhhhh, talk to Dayton sometime." I say quietly and sit back up, having heard Lina go on for months about him leaving mid ceremony.

[18:23]  Xaz Elephas: "Oh and give this message to Lady Bella for me that I will send someone to collect coin."

[18:23]  dana Tehani: thats it Sir!" she told him happily and rose to her feet already thinking about the vows she will make him say "And he wont whine cuz he is paid!" she said happily mostly talking to herself "Lets go girls!" she summoned the two slaves she got stuck in her messes, she nodded her head "I will ofcourse Sir", turning gleefully.. Oh this time Lina will FC and everyone will know she is wanted.. the plans she had swirl in her head, oh it was evil.. but so wonderful!.

[18:24]  bunni Maven listens somewhat wide eyed at the interesting situation. Herself drifting in thought as it who could fill such a role flawlessly without suspicion, and such a desired need clearly displayed. She found it a bit odd but let no expression cross her face, just simply sat idly still...twisting her digits in the grass.
[18:24]  Elori slapped a hand to her lips, taking a rather deep pleasure in hearing this.. as was apparant by the broad grin pulling at her lips. She grinned at patches and reluctantly followed after Lina.
[18:25]  Xaz Elephas: "Gold and Steel, Lina, its always so good to see you... oh Josh says hello too."

[18:25]  Patches (elusive.cristole) jumps lightly to my feet to follow Lina. "Safe paths Masters." I say, glancing at the males once more. "Safe paths kajira." I add looking at bunni. I take my place behind her, knowing I still have some dealings with her before my night is through.
[18:26]  bunni Maven: "Well wishes Mistress", she smiles.

[18:26]  dana Tehani gasped as she stopped in her tracks, making a disgusted face but quickjly fixed her features before faking a sweet smile to Xaz "Wonderful Sir.. wonderful.. I would say hi back but I bet the worms ate him up.. poor soul!.. not that he has a soul.. poor head?" she looked rather nervous
[18:26]  bunni Maven: well wishes kajirae
[18:27]  Elori flatbrowed and toyed with the idea Lina had seemingly murdered some random fellow..? Though... she'd rather not think about such, so.. she didn't.
[18:27]  Xaz Elephas: "Serve well, Girls..."

[Isabella Bergiere]

hahah Lina I am in awe of your imagination sweetheart!

Never leave me!

[Shikhandi Panthar]

Damn! That guy Lina will FC must really be in great need of money... I pity him!

[Darius Vayandar]

What happens in sais, sure as hell dosent stay in sais, next time instead of investing in a companion invest in condoms! 

I think Lina found the next best thing to the gorean morning after pill lol

[Grondar Quartz]

Awesome rp Lina, you are the best , so imaginative , and well done to Xaz he plays it so cool, cant wait to see who is the loony...er sorry the brave man who will take on Lina, he will certainly earn his coin

[Persis Ishtari]

wow!!! Amazing - more, more!

[Jerrik Warden]

For 10g I am willing to have the greens shave Patches head and surgically attach a mustache..  For 15g I will even have them start her on Testosterone therapy and send her to the gym to work out and learn how to hold a sword. Let me know if your interested.

[dana Tehani]

Has been a really fun rp.. and Lina has gotten bitchier and more moody IC! poor slaves and everyone around lol.

Oh Jerrik! she is a slave! it really doesnt count, but apparently being Lina's companion can make you a nice sum.. course you will have to compliment her daily, pretend to like her and live with her. Not to mention,. she will write your vows, slowly and painfully become even more bitchy, sick and fat as her tummy grows. She will ofcourse require lots of massages.. also you need to consider ear plugs,. she isnt that quiet lately plus you have to defend her every time she messes up.. lets see... thats like hourly observation?.. on a good day

[Jerrik Warden]

Has been a really fun rp.. and Lina has gotten bitchier and more moody IC! poor slaves and everyone around lol.

Oh Jerrik! she is a slave! it really doesnt count, but apparently being Lina's companion can make you a nice sum.. course you will have to compliment her daily, pretend to like her and live with her. Not to mention,. she will write your vows, slowly and painfully become even more bitchy, sick and fat as her tummy grows. She will ofcourse require lots of massages.. also you need to consider ear plugs,. she isnt that quiet lately plus you have to defend her every time she messes up.. lets see... thats like hourly observation?.. on a good day

1] Well her being a slave is really no more a lie than whomever the Male is that would Companion you for coin. lol

2] Compliment her daily. No problem. "Lina that gown makes your ass look less fat than the other ones you own"

3] Pretend to like her. Has Jerrik not pretended convincingly enough to like her thus far?!?!

4] Write my vows? Good, will save Patches the trouble of being made to do it.

5] Become even more bitchy? I challenge you to accomplish such a thing.

6] Requires Massages. That sounds like Patches problem.

7] Earplugs? Jerrik owns spectacular ear plugs... he just stuffs this leather ball with a head harness into her mouth and... well I suppose that's more of a gag. But it will produce similar results.

8] Defend her everytime she messes up. Meh.. I already have violent tendencies and usually just looking for an excuse anyhow.

9] Still not crazy enough to FC Lina. Perhaps someone has finally found the thing Jerrik won't do for coin.

[Victor Warilard]

For a moment there i thought she was going to pay Xaz to companion her and was wondering if an Ubar should rescue an assassin.

[Rhylee Resident]

I love Lina's plots and antics! Can't wait to see who the poor guy is that companions her and even more fun...Imagine, Lina raising a child! Watch out Minus...tiny terror tot will be arriving soon. 

[Elusive Cristole]

Lina's the best so is Jerrik.  I think they should FC each other, no wait, they'll end up killing poor Patches that way.
Need to put a limit in my profile, no gender changing even if it will bring you money to pawn me off to Lina, she's mean and bigger than me.
May take the BC up on their offer last night, winks at Lina.

[dana Tehani]

Lina's the best so is Jerrik.  I think they should FC each other, no wait, they'll end up killing poor Patches that way.
Need to put a limit in my profile, no gender changing even if it will bring you money to pawn me off to Lina, she's mean and bigger than me.
May take the BC up on their offer last night, winks at Lina.

I guess Jerrik didnt tell you the news......    Lina is buying you for two coppers!!

I love Lina's plots and antics! Can't wait to see who the poor guy is that companions her and even more fun...Imagine, Lina raising a child! Watch out Minus...tiny terror tot will be arriving soon. 

Cant wait to see who the victim will be to FC Lina! 

[dana Tehani]

Has been a really fun rp.. and Lina has gotten bitchier and more moody IC! poor slaves and everyone around lol.

Oh Jerrik! she is a slave! it really doesnt count, but apparently being Lina's companion can make you a nice sum.. course you will have to compliment her daily, pretend to like her and live with her. Not to mention,. she will write your vows, slowly and painfully become even more bitchy, sick and fat as her tummy grows. She will ofcourse require lots of massages.. also you need to consider ear plugs,. she isnt that quiet lately plus you have to defend her every time she messes up.. lets see... thats like hourly observation?.. on a good day

1] Well her being a slave is really no more a lie than whomever the Male is that would Companion you for coin. lol

2] Compliment her daily. No problem. "Lina that gown makes your ass look less fat than the other ones you own"

3] Pretend to like her. Has Jerrik not pretended convincingly enough to like her thus far?!?!

4] Write my vows? Good, will save Patches the trouble of being made to do it.

5] Become even more bitchy? I challenge you to accomplish such a thing.

6] Requires Massages. That sounds like Patches problem.

7] Earplugs? Jerrik owns spectacular ear plugs... he just stuffs this leather ball with a head harness into her mouth and... well I suppose that's more of a gag. But it will produce similar results.

8] Defend her everytime she messes up. Meh.. I already have violent tendencies and usually just looking for an excuse anyhow.

9] Still not crazy enough to FC Lina. Perhaps someone has finally found the thing Jerrik won't do for coin.

omg I just saw that.. hilarious! I think Lina will drug you when we FC, you'll wake up next day, FCed to a peasant 

[Adoveea Rau]

Dying of laughter...
Good to see you back into wild antics again Dana!! *whahahhah*